drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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