is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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