Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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