come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
The air taste purple.
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