I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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