I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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