Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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