Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Do vagina's smell?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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