Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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