Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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