he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
