Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Randomize
