YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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