I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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