How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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