I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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