I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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