Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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