he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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