She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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