great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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