is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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