Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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