yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
she told me i tasted like america
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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