i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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