The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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