I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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