Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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