At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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