try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
