i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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