butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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