found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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