so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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