Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Randomize
