The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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