im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
and she was petting her beer can
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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