Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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