i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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