Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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