Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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