Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
