Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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