My hand turned me down
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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