What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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