I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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