i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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