allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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