Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wish i was in the wii world.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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