Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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