is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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