did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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