I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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