My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Rumble strips road head = magical
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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