You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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