I take back everything I said about communal showers
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Vodka?
Forever.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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